This just in: The sugar content of Subway bread makes it cake
— ? ᚛ᚂᚗᚅᚐᚄᚐ᚜ ?? (@SweetGoatato) October 1, 2020
why am I not surprised. https://t.co/WOqv9sAzuq
That's it. I'm moving to Ireland.
— *you're (@RKJ65) October 1, 2020
Ireland court rules that Subway's sandwich bread is not legally bread - ABC News - https://t.co/BbDIjSqk06 via @ABC
Subway no longer sells sandwiches; they are now "deli-style eclairs", or possibly "toasted meat cakes".https://t.co/Lwa6cgrNpH
— Darla (@basicnbizarre) October 1, 2020
#URGENT: "Subway’s bread is, of course, bread," Subway says in a statement given to @ABC News. https://t.co/47cpaelUY0 https://t.co/zl1LEp3vXL
— Victor Ordonez (@TheOrdonezTimes) October 1, 2020
In Ireland, Subway's bread isn't legally bread.
— Tamar Haspel (@TamarHaspel) October 1, 2020
It's actually cake. (Well, confectionary, as defined by law.)
https://t.co/RgyNmh0bGn via @ABC
Ireland says that a Subway "sandwich" is a dessert. https://t.co/V9ZBLDHGUb
— Jonathan Surratt (@beerinator) October 1, 2020
NEW: A five-judge panel has ruled that the bread used for @SUBWAY sandwiches is too sugary to legally be considered “bread.”
— Sports Law Lust? (@SportsLawLust) October 1, 2020
The court ruled that the bread’s sugar-to-flour content is roughly five times too high to qualify. https://t.co/muw6ScDgWP
Irish Supreme Court rules the Bread on SUBWAY sandwiches does not meet the legal definition of "bread" because of its sugar content. =
— Covfefe "Shecky" Jones- King Of Shade? #BBQAnon? (@King_Of_Shade) October 1, 2020
So it is "Cake"
Also, the Irish Supreme Court has too much time on their hands if they are doing cases like this. https://t.co/yD0OQNEjwj
First Jared, then footlongs, now this... The house of lies is crumbling. https://t.co/Nw7JNCEKnS
— Rich Uncle Pennybags (@runclepennybags) October 1, 2020
Let them eat cake?
— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) October 1, 2020
“Subway sandwiches don't meet legal definition of 'bread': court: 10% sugar by weight” https://t.co/pwKBDTPwBc
Ah. So, y'all saw this then?
— BLACK TZEDEK (@BlackTzedek) October 1, 2020
Court rules Subway sandwiches too sugary to meet legal definition of ‘bread’https://t.co/WSYDYKS2SZ
Court rules Subway sandwiches too sugary to meet legal definition of 'bread' https://t.co/jgkBNT0rHW via @nypost
— Queen ? Irulan of Arrakis (@Kokuzoku2) October 1, 2020
Court rules Subway sandwiches too sugary to meet legal definition of "bread." https://t.co/69PMzmBBC3
— Ninja Economics (@NinjaEconomics) October 1, 2020
First klout office shared a wall with a subway and if I never smell this fake bread again it will be too soon https://t.co/x3VTJyBdwV
— Joe Fernandez (@JoeFernandez) October 1, 2020
Ireland's Supreme Court has ruled that bread sold by the fast food chain Subway contains so much sugar that it cannot be legally defined as bread. https://t.co/GaVt2gO0up
— WJZ | CBS Baltimore (@wjz) October 1, 2020
아일랜드 법원은 Subway의 샌드위치 빵이 법적으로 빵이 아니라고 판결 https://t.co/L3gPXyMn6m
— editoy (@editoy) October 2, 2020
Unpopular take: although it seems like a joke, the Irish ruling that Subway buns are not bread actually makes sense. It's just to exempt basic food from sales tax, but you need to define such foods: they say over 2% sugar is not bread for that purpose.https://t.co/2VRxVWPecG
— Fr Matthew Schneider LC? (@FrMatthewLC) October 1, 2020
Ireland court rules that Subway's sandwich bread is not legally bread - ABC News via @ABC - https://t.co/szgfgsrTYL
— Allison Young, MD (@alliyoungmd) October 1, 2020
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2% sugar is pretty low in baker’s percentages (many of my loaves are ~4%), but 10% is absurdly high and reclassifying the “bread” as confectionary is hilarious.https://t.co/QWvZ9K4fyp
— Josh Nudell (@jpnudell) October 2, 2020
Dude their "bread" is 10% sugar, 5 times Ireland's allowed amount to be called bread ? Another reason to never eat there for me. ?https://t.co/bowoJB715C
— Matt Byrnes BLM❤️ (@MattByrnes1) October 1, 2020
Don't know what to make of this...https://t.co/ENNTzg0z9w
— the original FattyAtomicMutant (@WereChickenAU) October 1, 2020
late-stage capitalism: let's get this brea— https://t.co/bavNWwvvis
— e-fun ??☭ (@volperchlorate) October 1, 2020
NOT BREAD? ? Ireland's Supreme Court has ruled that the bread sold by Subway contains so much sugar that it cannot be legally defined as bread. https://t.co/X20HwPOzwO
— KDKA (@KDKA) October 1, 2020