This just in: The sugar content of Subway bread makes it cake

why am I not surprised. https://t.co/WOqv9sAzuq

— ? ᚛ᚂᚗᚅᚐᚄᚐ᚜ ?? (@SweetGoatato) October 1, 2020

That's it. I'm moving to Ireland.

Ireland court rules that Subway's sandwich bread is not legally bread - ABC News - https://t.co/BbDIjSqk06 via @ABC

— *you're (@RKJ65) October 1, 2020

Subway no longer sells sandwiches; they are now "deli-style eclairs", or possibly "toasted meat cakes".https://t.co/Lwa6cgrNpH

— Darla (@basicnbizarre) October 1, 2020

#URGENT: "Subway’s bread is, of course, bread," Subway says in a statement given to @ABC News. https://t.co/47cpaelUY0 https://t.co/zl1LEp3vXL

— Victor Ordonez (@TheOrdonezTimes) October 1, 2020

In Ireland, Subway's bread isn't legally bread.

It's actually cake. (Well, confectionary, as defined by law.)

https://t.co/RgyNmh0bGn via @ABC

— Tamar Haspel (@TamarHaspel) October 1, 2020

Ireland says that a Subway "sandwich" is a dessert. https://t.co/V9ZBLDHGUb

— Jonathan Surratt (@beerinator) October 1, 2020

NEW: A five-judge panel has ruled that the bread used for @SUBWAY sandwiches is too sugary to legally be considered “bread.”

The court ruled that the bread’s sugar-to-flour content is roughly five times too high to qualify. https://t.co/muw6ScDgWP

— Sports Law Lust? (@SportsLawLust) October 1, 2020

Irish Supreme Court rules the Bread on SUBWAY sandwiches does not meet the legal definition of "bread" because of its sugar content. =
So it is "Cake"
Also, the Irish Supreme Court has too much time on their hands if they are doing cases like this. https://t.co/yD0OQNEjwj

— Covfefe "Shecky" Jones- King Of Shade? #BBQAnon? (@King_Of_Shade) October 1, 2020

First Jared, then footlongs, now this... The house of lies is crumbling. https://t.co/Nw7JNCEKnS

— Rich Uncle Pennybags (@runclepennybags) October 1, 2020

Let them eat cake?

“Subway sandwiches don't meet legal definition of 'bread': court: 10% sugar by weight” https://t.co/pwKBDTPwBc

— Brian Roemmele (@BrianRoemmele) October 1, 2020

Ah. So, y'all saw this then?

Court rules Subway sandwiches too sugary to meet legal definition of ‘bread’https://t.co/WSYDYKS2SZ

— BLACK TZEDEK (@BlackTzedek) October 1, 2020

Court rules Subway sandwiches too sugary to meet legal definition of 'bread' https://t.co/jgkBNT0rHW via @nypost

— Queen ? Irulan of Arrakis (@Kokuzoku2) October 1, 2020

Court rules Subway sandwiches too sugary to meet legal definition of "bread." https://t.co/69PMzmBBC3

— Ninja Economics (@NinjaEconomics) October 1, 2020

First klout office shared a wall with a subway and if I never smell this fake bread again it will be too soon https://t.co/x3VTJyBdwV

— Joe Fernandez (@JoeFernandez) October 1, 2020

Ireland's Supreme Court has ruled that bread sold by the fast food chain Subway contains so much sugar that it cannot be legally defined as bread. https://t.co/GaVt2gO0up

— WJZ | CBS Baltimore (@wjz) October 1, 2020

아일랜드 법원은 Subway의 샌드위치 빵이 법적으로 빵이 아니라고 판결 https://t.co/L3gPXyMn6m

— editoy (@editoy) October 2, 2020

Unpopular take: although it seems like a joke, the Irish ruling that Subway buns are not bread actually makes sense. It's just to exempt basic food from sales tax, but you need to define such foods: they say over 2% sugar is not bread for that purpose.https://t.co/2VRxVWPecG

— Fr Matthew Schneider LC? (@FrMatthewLC) October 1, 2020

Ireland court rules that Subway's sandwich bread is not legally bread - ABC News via @ABC - https://t.co/szgfgsrTYL

Thought you might appreciate @FeliceJacka @DrewRamseyMD #nutritwitter

— Allison Young, MD (@alliyoungmd) October 1, 2020

2% sugar is pretty low in baker’s percentages (many of my loaves are ~4%), but 10% is absurdly high and reclassifying the “bread” as confectionary is hilarious.https://t.co/QWvZ9K4fyp

— Josh Nudell (@jpnudell) October 2, 2020

Dude their "bread" is 10% sugar, 5 times Ireland's allowed amount to be called bread ? Another reason to never eat there for me. ?https://t.co/bowoJB715C

— Matt Byrnes BLM❤️ (@MattByrnes1) October 1, 2020

Don't know what to make of this...https://t.co/ENNTzg0z9w

— the original FattyAtomicMutant (@WereChickenAU) October 1, 2020

late-stage capitalism: let's get this brea— https://t.co/bavNWwvvis

— ｅ－ｆｕｎ ??☭ (@volperchlorate) October 1, 2020

NOT BREAD? ? Ireland's Supreme Court has ruled that the bread sold by Subway contains so much sugar that it cannot be legally defined as bread. https://t.co/X20HwPOzwO

— KDKA (@KDKA) October 1, 2020