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wow they invented a robot geriatric https://t.co/SSKwa3FTKv
— Roxy (@RoxyTall) October 1, 2022
The Tesla bot can barely stand on it’s own and 3 humans had to roll it out. This looks like a high school science project built in a garage. $TSLA https://t.co/2T4XozXjmL
— cacucacu (@cacukck) October 1, 2022
So the robot dancer last year was there to set the bar as low as possible.
— Russ Mitchell (@russ1mitchell) October 1, 2022
OMG this is just sad, Elon's admitting he has no idea that robot will ever work...if $TSLA were a $25B company doing all these science projects it might be considered interesting yet irresponsible. When a $1T company does it, it's just irrelevant. $TSLA $TSLAQ
— Political Reality (@PolitiReality) October 1, 2022
HUGE Facebook competitor in making meaningful connections and close friends!! Should have been called Optiverse, IMHO! https://t.co/rWpLjZbg8t
— Mrinal Des.ai (@mrinaldesai) October 1, 2022
critics say robots will steal our jobs, but they couldn’t be more wrong. we’ll actually need three humans to hold up each robot. this is a job creation machine! https://t.co/uqegH4HYJo
— Will Oremus (@WillOremus) October 1, 2022
Elon is performing a valuable service to society by ostentatiously and persistently reminding us how profoundly full of shit tech CEOs are. https://t.co/y5rVRGf0kD
— Chris Owens (@LordScavamungus) October 1, 2022
The transfer of AI knowledge from the vehicle to the robot positions Tesla as the most qualified company to deliver a useful and highly functional humanoid smart robot. pic.twitter.com/mr0G8BlMpK
— Vala Afshar (@ValaAfshar) October 1, 2022
Tesla has said that full self driving is “coming soon” for at least six years, so don’t hold your breath on this one https://t.co/Z3P2GiXLSN
— Brian Kibler (@bmkibler) October 1, 2022
Last time we saw Optimus, it was little more than a mannequin #TeslaAIDay2 pic.twitter.com/8s8T9e1K4V
— Lance Ulanoff (@LanceUlanoff) October 1, 2022
Musk presentations are sort of the opposite of Steve Jobs presentations: They’re better and more clarifying with the sound off. https://t.co/kFOXhRxMbS
— Harry McCracken 🇺🇦 (@harrymccracken) October 1, 2022
hype vs reality pic.twitter.com/qk8vcAE5bA
— Wild Geerters (@steinkobbe) October 1, 2022
This looks like shit compared to Boston Dynamics.
— Adam Holisky (@AdamHolisky) October 1, 2022
Honestly why even showcase it. Embarrassing. https://t.co/lmR9RY708M
The Muskbot looks like the project of that one kid who always waited for the last day of summer vacation to start their three month homework assignment
— Cassandra (@ChrisWarcraft) October 1, 2022
Musk's language around the Tesla Bot was techno-utopian
— Faiz Siddiqui (@faizsays) October 1, 2022
“This means a future of abundance. A future where there is no poverty. You can have whatever you want in terms of products and services.”
“It really is a fundamental transformation of civilization"https://t.co/TgXIUOtAiZ
I dunno. Tesla's robot prototype is far less impressive than similar projects. https://t.co/vTkTreVVEv
— Oliver Darko (@oliver_drk) October 1, 2022
They're parading bot engineers to talk about each hurdle to build the bot. Remind's me AI Day is a recruiting event.
— Gene Munster (@munster_gene) October 1, 2022
Each Teslabot hand has 5 fingers, 6 actuators, 11 degrees of freedom, adaptive grasp. #AIDay @Tesla pic.twitter.com/JJb0bJrUpD
— techAU (@techAU) October 1, 2022
I’m hearing rumors circling that at AI day $tsla is going to unveil some sort of robotic blood testing machine that can perform unlimited tests using just small@amounts of blood. $tslaq
— D.I.P. Harambe (@Boy2000Fan) September 30, 2022
Honestly, Boston Dynamics must be in hysterics right now https://t.co/YmDVT6qAIp
— James Bareham (@Happicamp) October 1, 2022
Tesla designed humanoid actuator to lift half ton piano
— Jim Harris #TeslaAIDay #Tesla #AiDay (@JimHarris) October 1, 2022
Here it is lifting a piano
This actuator will in Tesla bot #AIDay2022 #TeslaAiDay #Robotics #robots pic.twitter.com/NRs15QmEI0
I made the mistake of Googling this and Boston Dynamics would have been embarrassed by it in 2009. Does anyone really think Elon freaking Musk can do in like 18 months what the entirety of Boston Dynamics has been doing for over 15 years? https://t.co/4Grb6jmw8C
— Daniel J. Willis (@BayAreaData) October 1, 2022
The only thing missing from the Tesla AI event was actual smoke and mirrors.
— Josh Randazza- Pade (@JoshPade) October 1, 2022
They are so far behind on robotic technology if this is a keynote presentation.
Not creepy at all.. https://t.co/kL3wMXPo3B
— Jaime Rivera (@Jaime_Rivera) October 1, 2022
Wow so no FSD dojo data center, negative progress on full self driving, autopilot customers dying every month for 28 months in a row, and a completely totally morally bankrupt Elon Musk saying if this doesn’t fit the bill fire me
— Greg Wester (@gwestr) October 1, 2022
I can do one better. Jail time.
So far Tesla AI day has taught me that the most busy people at Tesla may be the animators.
— Andy Altman (@theandyaltman) October 1, 2022
It's going to be incumbent on all of us to ensure any of these existing in public end up operating briefly as a boat https://t.co/r2Gu7oKR7A
— Ketan Joshi (@KetanJ0) October 1, 2022
“It’ll be a fundamental transformation for civilization as we know it,” said Musk.
— Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch) October 1, 2022
“No, it won’t” said everyone else.
This also I know: Elon is a charlatan. https://t.co/7DReYvH32j
Tesla is using the same autopilot software for the bot as it uses from the car. Obviously different learnings etc. but a lot of the work on making a car autonomous is being used for the bot to get around. @elonmusk
— Tesla Owners Silicon Valley (@teslaownersSV) October 1, 2022
I would bet Elon $44 billion that this turns out to be bullshit misdirection, but we all know he’d refuse to pay. https://t.co/ss1TqfmKSf
— dave karpf (@davekarpf) September 30, 2022
Let’s see the Tesla bot bust a pole dance like the stripper robots at CES 2018 https://t.co/nDp4V9smAq https://t.co/zO2KePfnlj pic.twitter.com/0OdWYRCDbp
— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) October 1, 2022
This really is just a design thing (strip away the outside layer of existing machines). The fact that this is reported breathlessly as innovation shows how little many people know about the beats they cover. https://t.co/uShJxE5EcE
— tante (@tante) October 1, 2022
It really, REALLY is remarkable how stupid Pony Stark is being with "Optimus". The hypothetical target is industrial use. If you have an industrial workspace that is fully utilized 8-hours a day, you put in a fixed arm or two instead. Replace a man->Pay for it in a year.
— Nicholas Weaver (@ncweaver) October 1, 2022
when you don’t tell your parents about the science fair until the night before https://t.co/5FJZgI9A5t
— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 1, 2022
The Boston Dynamics people don't need to worry quite yet, Tesla's robot walks like it's shat itself.
— Prehensile Tadger (@weegiegeek) October 1, 2022
I think the focus is manufacturing the cheapest most efficient robot
— MartiniRita (@TheMartinirita) October 1, 2022
Tesla talking about reducing the actuator choices globally by optimizing on life and multi use pic.twitter.com/HBCqJss0UK
Tesla making remarkable progress from "weirdo in a suit" to "janky demoware closely attended by three grown men," hard not to conclude that this company is going to dominate robotics https://t.co/FHJlNNifiF
— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) October 1, 2022
Boston Dynamics took 30 years to get there. Tesla has had 6 months. Boston Dynamics is also costly at $75k for a robot dog, and hasn’t scaled. Cool dancing TikTok’s, though! https://t.co/f32BTEnj74
— Scott Wainner (@scottwww) October 1, 2022
Elon Musk reveals 80s boombox. claims it’s an android
— 𝘁𝗶𝗺 𝗯𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘀 (@TimBarnes451) October 1, 2022
Elon Musk's entire schtick now is making a demo, smirking about how the companies who have already done a lot of work to get past the demo stage have "hit the wall," and then never even getting far enough to hit the same wall before finding a buzzy new domain to repeat the cycle.
— E.W. Niedermeyer (@Tweetermeyer) October 1, 2022
Lol what exactly is meant by “working” here https://t.co/qxY5VOlzow
— Ryan Mac 🙃 (@RMac18) October 1, 2022
But it DOES make sense if the goal is to keep the Tesla Grift going. Experts look at this and laugh: the gimp suit last year made more sense.
— Nicholas Weaver (@ncweaver) October 1, 2022
But Tesla's stock is insanely overvalued, and they are starting to get their ass kicked by everyone else. So Pony Stark needs more hype.
How it started: How it's going: pic.twitter.com/oMDqtkr0f0
— Tom Warren (@tomwarren) October 1, 2022
You know innovation is dead in Silicon Valley when $TSLA builds a robot that Toyota and Honda already built 17 yrs ago.
— SeedPlant (@ChiaWatchItGrow) October 1, 2022
congrats to Elon for developing the world’s first robot that looks like it needs to take a big ol’ dump https://t.co/eb1M385Y0l
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) October 1, 2022
He envisions a lot of things that don't happen. https://t.co/x7rKHsX6fi
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) September 30, 2022
None of the most impressive robots I’ve seen so far have ever been humanoid. There is no need for them to be. But there’s an obsession with creating machines in our own likeness. https://t.co/ABYqu53L1H
— Zoe Kleinman (@zsk) October 1, 2022
Musk has made a number of absurd claims in his career but this one is likely to age the poorest. https://t.co/Pjujn94uBx
— Christopher Mims 🤌 (@mims) October 1, 2022
Musk on what his robot promises: “A future where there is no poverty. Where people … You can have whatever you want in terms of products and services.”⁰“It really is a fundamental transformation of civilization as we know it,” https://t.co/3Zq0okOHQn
— Rory Cellan-Jones (@ruskin147) October 1, 2022
OK, I need an ad agency to come up with a full campign pitch based on the tagline "Will Not Overpower Humans" https://t.co/qgbbIQojlw
— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) September 30, 2022
Maybe they can add LiDAR to it and train it to drive around your Tesla? https://t.co/Wcm51qFCGZ
— parker (@pt) October 1, 2022
Tesla's @ElonMusk unveils @TeslaAIBot, which appears to be the first #AI that runs on #SnakeOil https://t.co/FByIpqxlmC
— Simon Chesterman 陈西文 (@ProfChesterman) October 1, 2022
Of the new Tesla robot, Elon Musk said that a person could “run away from it and most likely overpower it.” "MOST LIKELY"???https://t.co/E3t4f3CNLC
— Sean C. Griffin (@SeanGriffinEsq) September 30, 2022
New: Elon Musk debuts Tesla robot, Optimus, calling it ‘fundamental transformation’
— Faiz Siddiqui (@faizsays) October 1, 2022
The skeletally clad robot, with visible wiring and hardware, lumbered on stage and waved hellohttps://t.co/TgXIUOtAiZ
Well, at least he always does what he says https://t.co/ilOZXtxQ0g
— Alex Sherman (@sherman4949) September 30, 2022
“The robot would be designed to help with repetitive, menial tasks — and usher in a future where physical work would be a choice.”
— Ron Charles (@RonCharles) September 30, 2022
What rich people think “a choice” is never fails to amuse me. https://t.co/FpTuQ6nEOU
Musk. Not. Friendly. Bot 🤖 https://t.co/ERt8kCJn5k
— The Astute Galoot (@TheAstuteGaloot) September 30, 2022
Tesla's #robot is a real robot now,
— Spiros Margaris (@SpirosMargaris) October 1, 2022
not just a guy in a suit https://t.co/LHBzuRTm5p #fintech #AI #ArtificialIntelligence #MachineLearning @Tesla #ElonMusk @kirstenkorosec @TechCrunch pic.twitter.com/h4Jt7hHv5J
Tesla shows off underwhelming human robot prototype at AI Day 2022 https://t.co/CpQNuEkvX1
— Jennifer Ouellette (@JenLucPiquant) October 1, 2022
Musk also emphasized the publicly-owned nature of Tesla several times, mentioning that if the public doesn't like what Tesla is doing they could purchase stock and vote against it. "If I go crazy, you can fire me," he said.
— Rick Bomstein (@BomsteinRick) October 1, 2022
Weakest pump ever dude$tsla
https://t.co/9rMfxBHY3f
Elon Musk: “and because this robot isn’t classified as a Tesla employee, it can’t squeal to HR when you secretly bang it”
— connectpoliticditto. (@cpoliticditto) October 1, 2022
https://t.co/HlkMaOkbR6
Tesla's Elon Musk shows off humanoid robot 'Optimus' prototype with expected $20K pricetaghttps://t.co/q2qxMSk77f
— AvaArmstrong, 🇺🇸Author (@MsAvaArmstrong) October 1, 2022
$TSLA AI BotのOptimusについて
— やす 🇺🇸 ベンチャーキャピタル (@YasLovesTech) October 1, 2022
✅簡単な作業ができるロボット
✅まずはテストで自社工場に投入予定
✅5年内に$20kで一般販売を目指す(約280万円)
✅イーロン「ターミネーターにならないよう注意したい」
✅アナリストはEV事業に注力して欲しいと懐疑的https://t.co/ptFh8EMUmt
Excellent time to remember that Musk’s special robot is in blackface and designed to perform menial tasks while being “easy to overpower” https://t.co/w4FuECP2Qr
— Virginia Heffernan (@page88) October 1, 2022
https://t.co/68HGcsTHaA
Elon Musk: “The robot can actually do a lot more than we just showed you. We just didn’t want it to fall on its face.” https://t.co/HrSq9i9kPZ
— Olimpiu Di Luppi (@olimpiuurcan) October 1, 2022
Tesla just showed off their new bot.https://t.co/Y1UViRvabf pic.twitter.com/5Isy2RqH11
— Domenico (@AvatarDomy2) October 1, 2022
미국 현지도 마찬가지임요. underwhelming 이라고 표현. https://t.co/dJFGVlAbcU
— 주황색야옹이 (@CryptoYaong) October 1, 2022
Three interesting updates from #Tesla’s #AIDay2 https://t.co/FCJDitK3k2 pic.twitter.com/SZNXttj4fw
— TheTeslaLife (@TheTeslaLife) October 2, 2022
Elon meets Optimus!https://t.co/sscU40xLFT#Technology is everchanging. This also applies to the #Metaverse -- regarded as one of the biggest milestones in innovation.
— Galaxy Arena (@galaxyarena_io) October 1, 2022
Join Galaxy Arena Metaverse and embrace the future of the Digital Era with us.#NFT #Crypto #Elon
“Keep our toy’s name out of your fucking mouth” https://t.co/CFVbVoBRkU pic.twitter.com/xw8tvS5xy9
— Paul (@paulformer) October 1, 2022