Jack Dorsey is Gwyneth Paltrow for Silicon Valley https://t.co/j4FKtOdMZ8

— Nellie Bowles (@NellieBowles) May 2, 2019

A while back I asked a friend (a friend who would know the answer) "So, like, what's the deal with Jack?" and they said, "Pretty much it's that he thinks he's super smart, but he's actually kinda dim." https://t.co/jraYnrAIk2

— Helen Rosner (@hels) May 2, 2019

.@jack has a *unique* lifestylehttps://t.co/2VLQH6Hytp pic.twitter.com/j1Lu4tNUWc

— Kurt Wagner (@KurtWagner8) May 3, 2019

Regular people use regular tents. Jack Dorsey uses:

"a Faraday tent, of sorts, that purports to block electromagnetic transmissions — creating your very own EMF-free ancestral space."

You know, just in case you were wondering how to create the next twitter. https://t.co/J1dNvWaueT

— Fred Oliveira (@f) May 3, 2019

Interviews with Jack Dorsey are a powerful argument against the notion that Silicon Valley is a meritocracy. https://t.co/SsMfocw0BT

— Eva (@evacide) May 3, 2019

“Many of the activities Mr. Dorsey endorses are not inherently fun.” I would be dead from that line, had I not already died at “your very own EMF-free ancestral space.” https://t.co/GgWYCXCAF2

— Shannon Vallor (@ShannonVallor) May 3, 2019

The epitaph for many a techbro https://t.co/ZHOfntHgiD

— Corey Pein ????? (@coreypein) May 3, 2019

big day for me https://t.co/kVQ0S1GvVt

— Jason Koebler (@jason_koebler) May 3, 2019

"It’s unpleasant in a way that I could see as bracing if you were starved of other life challenges."

God that accurately describes so much.https://t.co/KKwHAOfotL

— Dia Lacina (@dialacina) May 3, 2019

We made our tech editor drink @jack's "salt juice" --@VICE https://t.co/ag29jwwDke

— Digg (@digg) May 4, 2019

Twitter founder Jack Dorsey apparently begins his day with a beverage he calls "salt juice," so we made our tech editor try it: https://t.co/tcQXB1SPeu

— VICE (@VICE) May 3, 2019

This is just excellent content. https://t.co/QOMwWF4t59

— Russell Brandom (@russellbrandom) May 3, 2019

We made our tech editor drink Jack Dorsey’s salt juice!!!!! Fuck us up @jason_koebler and @Jack !!! https://t.co/HP0z8oRYS6

— Katie Drummond (@katiedrumm) May 3, 2019

Introducing the next step for XCOM merchandising...https://t.co/UrmZLSiTPA pic.twitter.com/ZkyCpooD58

— Kevin Schultz (@FXS_MisterKevin) May 3, 2019

“Salt Juice is a beverage made up of water that’s been mixed with Himalayan salt and lemon juice, which sounds like precisely what it would taste like if oysters could cry.” https://t.co/38bLPmqLxs

— Silvia Killingsworth (@silviakillings) May 3, 2019

Twitter founder Jack Dorsey apparently begins his day with a beverage he calls "salt juice," so we made our tech editor try it: https://t.co/rmzBkaPHer

— MUNCHIES (@munchies) May 3, 2019

SCOOP: I made the endlessly patient @jason_koebler drink Salt Juice https://t.co/JZQ6Zn8I6d

— Rupa (@rbhattacharya) May 3, 2019

Food God @rbhattacharya had Alt Drink Connoisseur @jason_koebler try @jack's twist on a margarita and I want to cry I'm so happy https://t.co/cDRyUleokV pic.twitter.com/DUlKubRWy2

— ᴅᴇʀᴇᴋ ᴍᴇᴀᴅ (@derektmead) May 3, 2019

Homie loved the Salt Juice https://t.co/3o89oBx8cJ

— Damon Beres ? (@dlberes) May 3, 2019

A while back I asked a friend (a friend who would know the answer) "So, like, what's the deal with Jack?" and they said, "Pretty much it's that he thinks he's super smart, but he's actually kinda dim." https://t.co/jraYnrAIk2

— Helen Rosner (@hels) May 2, 2019

I was going to make fun of this but there’s an Oura ring on my finger. Damn! https://t.co/a4A1MtCLRo via @NYTimes

— Biz Stone (@biz) May 3, 2019

The mainstream hates fasting - can't make a nickel from it, and it alleviates profitable-to-medicate "diseases of civilization." So re: Dorsey's one-meal-daily - NEVER mention the abundant science behind it. https://t.co/O18syS1TXr

— Brad Lemley (@BradCLemley) May 3, 2019

Jack Dorsey is not Goop bad, but OK, I have to tell this. I used to work in the same building he used to live in (heh!), and couple times I held the door for him and he never even acknowledged me. Dude! I am not your doorman, and even if I were, be nice! https://t.co/xhyTIM8PUj

— Can "John" Duruk (@can) May 4, 2019

Headline of the day award goes to: “Jack Dorsey Is Gwyneth Paltrow for Silicon Valley” https://t.co/hi9VKeaWbx ⁦@NellieBowles⁩

— julia cheiffetz (@jcheiffetz) May 4, 2019

TLDR: "Hey, this guy seems to be influencing people to improve themselves... We better nip this in the bud by publishing a hit piece or else we may end up with a bunch of people thinking for themselves."https://t.co/NDI8bykNMc

— Jeff Vandrew Jr (@vandrewattycpa) May 4, 2019

Twitter is a salon. An heir to the tradition of Parisian salons that were run by crazy eccentric hostesses and salonnieres who engaged and moderated who to let in

Jack is part of this tradition. He's like a woman. It's fine. I support the banshttps://t.co/oh6mnKqzfL

— Paul (99%) (@PaulSkallas) May 4, 2019

Jack Dorsey Is Gwyneth Paltrow for Silicon Valleyhttps://t.co/jXLPQcR3bO

— ?Oma Gunn? (@celtgunn) May 4, 2019

Hard to wrap my head around. What's the appeal of buying products or engaging in pseudo-science health fads because Jack Dorsey does them? What's the underlying motivation? https://t.co/poXYL72xmA

— Rand Fishkin (@randfish) May 3, 2019

I never get over the weirdness of how Silicon Valley bros think "managing like Steve Jobs" or "living like Jack Dorsey" is all that is standing between them and billions. https://t.co/khIxsXWi5C

— Garrett M. Graff (@vermontgmg) May 4, 2019

How did we get to a situation where so much of the world is controlled by such basic weirdos?https://t.co/6Df5v7MK08

— David Andress (@ProfDaveAndress) May 4, 2019

My new extreme health plan is to read this every morning and then just immediately lose 13 ounces of soul. https://t.co/g5MiL97ITC

— Jer Thorp (@blprnt) May 4, 2019

Jack Dorsey, on his EMF-free man-tent infrared home sauna.

"No radiation EMF from power, from Wi-Fi, from cellular

“Feels a little bit different because you're not getting hit by all the EMF energy.

“I feel a lot more energized. I feel a lot cleaner."https://t.co/xjCQKaFhHd

— xeni JAR-JAR-Dan (@xeni) May 3, 2019

"’No radiation EMF from power, from Wi-Fi, from cellular’ gets through, Jack Dorsey observes about his in-home electromagnetic field-shielded infrared sauna, a device considered by scientists to be completely bogus.” https://t.co/EI3yay7i7P

— Jacqui Cheng (@ejacqui) May 4, 2019

So @jack is scared of EMF radiation.

The head of a tech company.

He thinks he can feel EMF.

Oh boy. https://t.co/QrUy4BAcUU

— Nash but with like jet boots and stuff (@Nash076) May 4, 2019

Hey, @jack:

1. You can't directly feel radiation. Of any kind. (You CAN feel heat induced by radiation absorption, but it feels like any other kind of heat.)

2. WiFi, cellular, broadcast radio/TV, etc are NON-IONIZING radiation. Just like visible light.https://t.co/lMudAO2ZGQ

— Jim Salter (@jrssnet) May 4, 2019

We Made Our Tech Editor Drink Jack Dorsey's 'Salt Juice' https://t.co/Dz1braOIra

— Evan Kirstel (@evankirstel) May 5, 2019

this is a good blog https://t.co/g8FsMMNwOs

— Jack Crosbie (@jscros) May 3, 2019

Saudi-funded @Jack Dorsey Is Gwyneth Paltrow for #SiliconValley https://t.co/uh7akc9a9a

— Dr. Roy Schestowitz (罗伊) (@schestowitz) May 5, 2019

Jack Dorsey Is Gwyneth Paltrow for Silicon Valley https://t.co/kIwz5zm2f4

— Rose Eveleth ▷▷ (@roseveleth) May 2, 2019

I’m sad I didn’t think of “manfluencer” first https://t.co/D2yjOp3qet

— jessie frazelle ??‍? (@jessfraz) May 2, 2019

what did i just read can i get my brain cells back https://t.co/mE6Bq0PG5w

— Tracy Chou ??‍? (@triketora) May 3, 2019

It’s fascinating that so many tech dudes who get uber wealthy on the back of science end up embracing pseudoscience trying to beat the big clock. https://t.co/MMTCRodzby

— Dr Darren Saunders (@whereisdaz) May 4, 2019

Good news for Boston as all residents are already provided 3-4 months of free cryotherapy https://t.co/6FtleNX4Os

— Jason Kelly (@jrkelly) May 5, 2019

“An EMF-blocking Faraday sauna is really the only escape these people have from electromagnetic stress” ? https://t.co/zbtyIFJSJT

— Karl Broman (@kwbroman) May 4, 2019

Deep thoughts from the Faraday sauna—how the self-worship of a Silicon Valley techno-baron masquerades as meditative asceticism https://t.co/71xaRYPdZY

— Christopher Brown (@NB_Chris) May 4, 2019

Oh how easily the human mind is manipulated and moulded.... https://t.co/l7QkfGMTGk

— Daniel Cuthbert (@dcuthbert) May 4, 2019